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1 viewsThe Panting Mimes have learned a valuable lesson: If your band sucks, just get hot dancing girls.
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2 viewsWinston regretted not getting the smaller hearing aide.
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1 viewsWhen not practicing the one groovin' riff all their songs were based on, rap metallers No Hope for Honkies hung out at the park, pimpin' an' dealin', uh, light bulbs?
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1 viewsBunkbed Boys guitarist "Lazy" Eric had seen other guitarists fall to the ground and keep playing while writhing about on the floor, but he always was kind of a lazy fuck.
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1 viewsAs the band toasted their success, Tom didn't have the heart to tell Buffalo Shoulder he was just the FedEx delivery guy and they'd misunderstood what he'd meant when he said "you need to sign with me."
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1 viewsSum 41, you can climb on a roof, you can hire all the security you want, I'll still yell "Sum 41, you suck ass!" at the top of my lungs.
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1 viewsUnida Hand singer Jim "Jesus Christ, Look at the Size of His Hands!" Fredricks finally came forward about his condition.
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1 viewsPractice as he might, Brian invariably misses a note or two and his bandmates make him sit in the corner for the rest of practice.
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1 viewsThe boys still couldn't play, but they liked to hang out in Tyler's bedroom near the poster of that dreamy dude from Dawson's Creek and pose: Tyler with his electric guitar, Tucker with his acoustic until his parents buy him an electric, Gabe joking around with the sax he played in band the one member who could actually play, so they let him be in the band despite his stupid hair, Hamilton with his sister's keyboard, that kid from gym class, even though he didn't play anything, and Jeremy with his, uh, whatever that thing is.
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2 viewsWhich Way, I Wonder are either easily distracted, or they take that "look away from the camera" thing a little too far.
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1 viewsWhich Way, I Wonder are either easily distracted, or they take that "look away from the camera" thing a little too far.
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1 viewsNo one was really sure if Bill had gotten the tattoo to immortalize the heyday of punk, or to remember what year he was born. Maybe it was the number of brain cells he had left?
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